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caswithashotgun:

caswithashotgun:

"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE

glad to see y’all spreading the word


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sittything:

princexposition:

sittything:

when boys send u dick pics send them this gif

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*gavin screaming*

you know your post has gotten popular when the mysterious ‘gavin’ has taken over it

#achievement hunter   
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officialgavinfree:

daninogee:

kenezbian:

krazygamenerd:

canelacinna:

heytheregisela:

team-lads-in-the-tardis:

fuckyeahmichaeljones:

seduce me with michael jones quotes

MOTHER
FUCKING
TRIPLE
SPIKES!

YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOT! YOU DISCONNECTED THE MOUSE, YOU IDIOT!!!

GO BITCH GO YOU BITCH

YOU ARE GETTING SPAYED RIGHT AFTER THIS, AND YOU’RE NOT GETTING ANY MORE CATNIP FOR MONTHS MOTHERFUCKER. I WILL PUT YOUR LITTERBOX IN THE FUCKING STREET

HOW’S THE COFFEE BITCH? BITCH! YOU’RE A BITCH!

you suck so hard

youve played so long

we ran outta music we’re not even gonna loop it again

fuck you

suffer in silence

you’re a fucking piece of shit

you’re no good and you’re a worthless fucking person to humanity

you contribute NOTHING 

go back to your fucking rock that you live under

and neVER FUCKING COME OUT AGAIN YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT

DON’T TOUCH THAT CAPRI SUN!

NO THAT’S MINE, I BOUGHT THAT!

NO I BOUGHT THAT I— RESPECT THE POUCH! RESPECT IT!

#inanae mumblings frFRUIT   #michael jones   #achievement hunter   
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madokatrash:

talking about my favorite character

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#same   
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tipsfromfornax:

fornaxmag:

fuckmaster3000:

weeaboners:

weeaboo-chan:

silently prepares to lose followers
they aren’t all to scale if you’re wondering

remember when

i really enjoy these alien dicks

…. is that dick for Tali?!

Tip from Fornax: pretending your penis talks can be really fun role-play!
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tipsfromfornax:

fornaxmag:

fuckmaster3000:

weeaboners:

weeaboo-chan:

silently prepares to lose followers

they aren’t all to scale if you’re wondering

remember when

i really enjoy these alien dicks

…. is that dick for Tali?!

Tip from Fornax: pretending your penis talks can be really fun role-play!

#are youf cking   #mass effect   #IS THAT FUCKING LEGION   #LEGION NO   #nsfw   #pornish   #also garrus yes hehehehe   #also legion yes   #huhugdnjgmgs   #glsdsfsjl   
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mom: can you do this chore for me?
me: *doesn't do it within 0.2 seconds*
mom: *does it for you*
mom: why can't you ever be responsible

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soulgems:

i can’t believe they named the planets after all the sailor scouts


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nionkitty:

ultrafacts:

For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts

I’ve had lethologica for the word lethologica before… If that isn’t irony, I don’t know what is.

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youcouldbefound:

neoliberalismkills:

"no one can love you until you love yourself"

that is complete bullshit

don’t let anyone tell you that you don’t deserve love from other people because you struggle with loving yourself

this everyone read this right now


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baegal:

When you’re almost dead in a game but somehow you managed to survive until the next level

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#or the next checkpoint   
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zet-sway:

thanestittywindow:

holy shit i never noticed before

there’s a point in thane’s recruitment mission where basically some guards are like “he’s in the vents somewhere around here, you go get him, no you go get him”

and then there’s a bunch of grunts of pain

usually by that point i’ve moved past the entrance, but this time I was giving some ammo orders

a dead body dropped on me

thane drops a fucking dead eclipse merc right in front of shepard

what a cheeky little fuck

LOL

#thane krios   #mass effect   
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"I’m gonna fuck the alien."

— almost every fucking mass effect fan ever (via massdeject)

#IM ALGHING THSI IS LITERALLY MY SKYPE NAME   #mass effect   
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deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night

I don’t believe such a thing exists

image

image

I was mistaken


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shitty art, shitty writing, obsessing and procrastinating.